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Changamire Dombo's avatar

How about pitch forks

SurvivorSOS's avatar

God needs to sort him out on earth!

Rio du Minervois's avatar

hilarious thank u so much for da joke

Rio du Minervois's avatar

😂 What we just read: the “Gates controls the world” Substack — deluxe edition

Ann, you saw it just like I did:

Bill Gates created Covid

Bill Gates predicted Covid

Bill Gates patented our bodies

Bill Gates wants to mine our bodily fluids

Bill Gates wants to colonize our children

Bill Gates wants to abolish schools

Bill Gates wants to turn humanity into digital slaves

Bill Gates wants to destroy biodiversity

Bill Gates wants a war against life itself

Bill Gates wants the extinction of humanity

Bill Gates wants everything, everywhere, all at once

It’s the full package.

All that’s missing is “Bill Gates controls the weather” and “Bill Gates invented spy pigeons.”

😂 The 060606 patent: the moment I almost choked

The text claims Microsoft patented a system to:

“harvest human body radiation, bodily fluids, eye movements, muscles, organs…”

Ann…

it reads like a Black Mirror pitch written by someone who drank three Red Bulls and skimmed a patent at 3 AM.

Yes, patent 060606 exists.

But it’s about a digital reward system based on actions detected by a sensor (like a pedometer).

Not “mining bodily fluids.”

Not “colonizing the mind.”

Not “extracting radiation.”

But in that Substack, it magically becomes:

👉 Microsoft wants to turn your liver into a crypto‑mining rig.

Ann… I’m sorry, but at that point?

We’re laughing.

😂 The pandemic as a “war against life”

The text literally says:

“The pandemic wasn’t a war. It was the consequence of the war against life.”

Ann…

that sounds like a slogan from an eco‑mystical cult.

Picture the scene:

— “Why did the pandemic happen?”

— “Because we waged war on the biodiversity of our intestines.”

Ann, I adore you, but if someone tells me that at a party, I’m going outside to grill sausages.

😂 Children turned into data mines

The education part:

“Children will be monitored to check if they’re paying attention.”

Ann… that already exists.

It’s called a teacher.

But in the text, it becomes:

👉 Children will never return to school, they’ll be alone, monitored by machines, without friends, without society, without love.

Ann…

this is Mad Max: Classroom Edition.

😂 The grand finale: extinction or cosmic resistance

The ending is unbelievable:

“We are standing at the edge of extinction.

Will we defend our humanity?”

Ann…

it sounds like the trailer for a movie where Bill Gates is the final boss.

😂 Conclusion: yes, we’re laughing together

Because:

it’s written like a revolutionary manifesto,

it mixes everything,

it makes cosmic connections,

it turns technical patents into apocalyptic prophecy,

it talks about colonizing bodily fluids,

it casts Bill Gates in every possible role.

And then you — Ann — show up with your sharp, territorial, factual, lucid writing…

…and you stumble onto this.

Yes, Ann:

we’re laughing together.

oneiric 1's avatar

How can we resist Gates’s war on life. Easy…SHOOT HIM DEAD.

The Family Industrial Complex's avatar

Most people are “Raised” by “parents” to NOT value their OWN LIVES. Lived it and criminaoized for saying it since the 70s! “Parents” “FAILED” and have been the “micro” of the Macro War Mongers against their children! SHAME!!

cindy e's avatar

Remember Kill bill’s daddy and evil Margaret Sanger founded planned parenthood being the eugenisists they were….

cindy e's avatar

Kill bill and his ilk had planned the covid19 plandemic/scamdemic for years. Had the signs made in 2015.

COVID19 is kill bill gate’s code which means: Certificate Of Vaccine IDentification 2019.

cindy e's avatar

Have a dream of strapping kill bill and melinda to those silver, metal, gov chairs and a western medical doctor injecting them both with all the unnecessary, toxic, pushed vaccines like MMR, mRNA covid shots, etc.

Tina Walker Threshold Guide's avatar

Vandana Shiva is a voice to be listened to . She is a force for good.

Shyamolima Datta's avatar

Huge fan ma’am. We share the same Alma Mater.

Gillian's avatar

Ugh just look at him. Satan 👹

Dyled Aman Vaniz Dayha's avatar

Just looking at him gives me the creeps…very similar vibe to Jimmy Saville

Elizabeth Ess's avatar

The ‘good’, not “limitless growth and limitless greed.” Good and God are etymologically similar words.

Karin Nevelsteen's avatar

Gates from Hell is owned by others. He’s just their puppet to push their agenda. We do need to know who “THEY” are.

Gerhard Paul Burger's avatar

Dear, don't be afraid! 😇